It's Not That I'm Lazy, It's That

If You Play Your Cards Right Things Are Going To Happen In The Long Run. In The Short Run, It Is Anybody's Guess.

If I'm In Something Funny, I Like To Try And Find Some Kind Of Serious Line In It That People Can Relate To.

Good Actors, You Always Know What They're Thinking. That's Why They're Good Actors.

I Can't Pull Off Blond, But I Got Some Blond Tips. Which Is As Close As I'll Ever Come To Being In A '90s Boy Band.

Management Don't Really Have Any Problem At All With Firing People. It's A Powerful Idea That, If I'm Not Happy, I'll Quit. I'll Try Something Else!