It's Not Foreign For Me To Be

I Used To Believe In A "ms. Right", But Now I Know There Is Like 4 Million "ms. Rights" And It Is Just A Matter Of Which One You Meet First.

I Need A Woman To Have A Quirky Sense Of Humor. There's A Bunch Of Jokes I Use, And If She Doesn't Get Them, She's Probably Not For Me.

When I Die, I'd Like 'friends' To Be Listed Behind 'helping People.'

My Feeling On Therapy Is It's A Luxury, And If You're Fortunate Enough To Get Some Smart People To Talk To About Life, Then That's Fortunate And You Should Go For It.

I Really Lived Life To Its Fullest And That Got Me In Trouble From Time To Time.