It's Not Foreign For Me To Be

I'm A Sensitive Guy. If You Are A Woman And You're In Any Kind Of Emotional Duress And You Write A Song About It, I'll Buy You Album.

I Went To A High School That Didn't Have Many People In It. There Were, Like, 60 People In My Senior Class. There Was A Group Of Cool Kids And A Group Of Really Dorky Kids, And I Was Probably The Coolest Of The Really Dorky Kids.

I Never Really Thought Of Myself As A Physical Comedian. But When I Was A Kid, I Used To, You Know, Pretend To Trip Over Things To Make Girls Laugh In School And Stuff Like That. So I Kind Of Learned How To Fall Without Hurting Yourself.

I Have What I Like To Call A 'chinneck.' My Chin Just Flows Rather Easily Into My Neck.

I Always Have The Same Thing - Which Is The Fear Of Not Getting A Laugh - That I've Had From The Time I Was A Kid; Obsessing Over, 'this Joke Doesn't Quite Work, We've Got To Get This Right.' I Was Always Like That, Whether I Was A Member Of A Six-person Ensemble Or Whether I'm The Center Of A Show.