It's Not Foreign For Me To Be

The Funniest Thing Is When Somebody Says "look I've No Idea Who You Are But My Friend Said You Are On A Show And I Just Wanted To Introduce Myself" You Know That They Are Lying! Those People Can Just Get Out Of My Way.

I Don't Have A Very 'masculine' Taste In Music. I Get A Lot Of Heat From My Friends About That.

There Are Two Ways To Go When You Hit That Crossroads In Your Life: There Is The Bad Way, When You Sort Of Give Up, And Then There Is The Really Hard Way, When You Fight Back. I Went The Hard Way And Came Out Of It Okay. Now, I'm Sitting Here And Doing Great.

I Would Like You All To Give Me A Round Of Applause As I Have Not Crashed My Car In Over 15 Months.

I Never Really Thought Of Myself As A Physical Comedian. But When I Was A Kid, I Used To, You Know, Pretend To Trip Over Things To Make Girls Laugh In School And Stuff Like That. So I Kind Of Learned How To Fall Without Hurting Yourself.