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No Government Ought To Be Without Censors; And Where The Press Is Free, No One Ever Will. Chance Is The Pseudonym Of God When He Did Not Want To Sign.

Good Angels Are Fallible ... They Sin Every Day And Fall From Heaven Like Flies.

Only Men Who Are Not Interested In Women Are Interested In Women's Clothes. Men Who Like Women Never Notice What They Wear.

A Dictionary Is Merely The Universe Arranged In Alphabetical Order.

History Books That Contain No Lies Are Extremely Dull.