It's No Wonder Most Religions Are Born

Stand Before Your God, Bow Before Your King, Kneel Before Your Man.

People Don't Alter History Any More Than Birds Alter The Sky, They Just Make Brief Patterns In It.

The Short Conversation That Follows Eventually Led To A Tree Religion. Its Tenet Of Faith Was This: A Tree That Was A Good Tree And Led A Clean Decent And Upstanding Life Could Be Assured Of A Future Life After Death. If It Was Very Good Indeed It Would Eventually Be Reincarnated As Five Thousand Rolls Of Lavatory Paper.

Gods Don't Like People Not Doing Much Work. People Who Aren't Busy All The Time Might Start To Think.

Most Gods Throw Dice, But Fate Plays Chess, And You Don't Find Out Til Too Late That He's Been Playing With Two Queens All Along.