It's Nice To See That Look Of

Tis But A Scratch!" "a Scratch? Your Arm's Off!" "no It Isn't." "then What's That?" "oh Come On, Pansy!

In 1945, Peace Broke Out. It Was The End Of The Joke. Joke Warfare Was Banned At A Special Session Of The Geneva Convention, And In 1950 The Last Remaining Copy Of The Joke Was Laid To Rest Here In The Berkshire Countryside, Never To Be Told Again.

We Found That We Didn't Have Much Problem With Him [j.c.], It Was His Followers We Found Questionable.

I'm Afraid I'm Not Personally Qualified To Confuse Cats, But I Can Recommend An Extremely Good Service.

First You Must Find... Another Shrubbery! Then, When You Have Found The Shrubbery, You Must Place It Here, Beside This Shrubbery, Only Slightly Higher So You Get A Two Layer Effect With A Little Path Running Down The Middle. ("a Path! A Path!") Then, You Must Cut Down The Mightiest Tree In The Forrest... With... A Herring!