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I Have Never Owned A Computer. I Am One Of Those Weirdos. I've Never Needed A Computer. I'm Lucky That I Have A Job Where I'm Not Required To Use One.

I Used To Joke That One Of The Reasons There Was A Lack Of Classical Work On My Cv Was Because I Couldn't Operate In Those Kinds Of Trousers. Which Is A Joke, But It's Actually Also True - If I Want To Appear In Public I Want To Look My Best. If I'm Onstage I Like To Do Contemporary Work, Largely Because Of The Trousers, Because Of The Clothes. I Like A Decent, What We Used To Call A Lounge Suit. Then I Can Start To Motor.

When It Comes To Casual Clothing, My Enthusiasm For Clothes Starts To Waver.

The Phenomenon Of Vampires Has Always Appealed To Me. Everyone Kind Of Likes A Vampire Story Because It Almost Could Be True.

I Have No Memory, Any At All, Of Actually Performing The Play, No Recall In Terms Of The Lines. I Can't Tell You Any Line From Any Play I've Ever Done.