It's Like Trying To Drink Whisky From

I Don't Want To Be Married. I'm Very Happy With A Civil Partnership. If Gay People Want To Get Married, Or Get Together, They Should Have A Civil Partnership. The Word 'marriage,' I Think, Puts A Lot Of People Off. You Get The Same Equal Rights That We Do When We Have A Civil Partnership. Heterosexual People Get Married. We Can Have Civil Partnerships.

My Old Man Is Drunker Than A Barrel Full Of Monkeys, But My Old Lady She Don't Care.

When Stars Collide, Like You And I, No Shadow Blocks The Sun" - The One

Don't Shoot Me, I'm Just The Piano Player!

I Just Sit There And Make Up Songs And Sing To [my Son] In Gibberish. I'm Very Good At Gibberish Now.