It's Like Pain, This Pleasure.

I've Seen Little Pieces Of 'interview With A Vampire' When It Was On Tv, But I Kind Of Always Go Yuck! I Don't Watch R-rated Movies, So That Really Cuts Down On A Lot Of The Horror.

So This Was Different. I Was Amazing Now - To Them And To Myself. It Was Like I Had Been Born To Be A Vampire. The Idea Made Me Want To Laugh, But It Also Made Me Want To Sing. I Had Found My True Place In The World, The Place I Fit, The Place I Shined.

The Bond Forged Between Us Was Not One That Could Be Broken By Absence, Distance, Or Time. And No Matter How Much More Special Or Beautiful Or Brilliant Or Perfect Than Me He Might Be, He Was As Irreversibly Altered As I Was. As I Would Always Belong To Him, So Would He Always Be Mine.

Ew. Someone Put The Dog Out, "rosalie Murmured Wrinkling Her Nose. Have You Herd This One, Psycho? How Do A Blond's Brain Cells Die?" She Didn't Say Anything. Well?" I Asked."do You Know The Punch Line Or Not?" She Looked Pointedly At The Tv And Ignored Me. Has She Heard It?" I Asked Edward. No." He Answered. Awesome. So You'll Enjoy This, Bloodsucker--a Blond's Brain Cells Die Alone.

Uncle Jeb," We Croaked In Surprise. "you Found Us." "well, Now," He Said, And His Gruff Voice Brought Back A Hundred Memories. "well, Now, Here's A Pickle.