Its Just You And Your Opponent At

Chess Is War Over The Board. The Object Is To Crush The Opponents Mind.

She And I Just Don't See Eye To Eye Together. She's A Square. She Keeps Telling Me That I'm Too Interested In Chess, That I Should Get Friends Outside Of Chess, You Can't Make A Living From Chess, That I Should Finish High School And All That Nonsense. She Keeps In My Hair And I Don't Like People In My Hair, You Know, So I Had To Get Rid Of Her.

In Chess So Much Depends On Opening Theory, So The Champions Before The Last Century Did Not Know As Much As I Do And Other Players Do About Opening Theory. So If You Just Brought Them Back From The Dead They Wouldn't Do Well. They'd Get Bad Openings.

They're Lying Bastards. Jews Were Always Lying Bastards Throughout Their History. They're A Filthy, Dirty, Disgusting, Vile, Criminal People.

I Was Going To Do A Book About The First Prearranged Karpov-kasparov Match, '84-'85. But The God-damn Jews Have Stolen My Entire File On That.