It's Just A Big Excuse To Say

I Love Being Divorced. Every Year Has Been Better Than The Last. By The Way, I'm Not Saying Don't Get Married. If You Meet Somebody, Fall In Love And Get Married. Then Get Divorced. Because That's The Best Part. Divorce Is Forever! It Really Actually Is. Marriage Is For How Long You Can Hack It. But Divorce Just Gets Stronger Like A Piece Of Oak. Nobody Ever Says 'oh, My Divorce Is Falling Apart, It's Over, I Can't Take It.'

Pushing The Envelope' Sort Of Implies That You're Inside The Envelope With Everyone Else, And You're Trying To Find The Edges On The Outsides.

I Have A Lot Of Beliefs... And I Live By None Of Them...

Last Week I Got A Flu That I Caught, 'cause My Daughter Coughed ... Into My Mouth.

Sometimes I Try To Take A Nap Before Shows. That Clears My Head.