It's Jam Every Other Day: To-day Isn't

When She Thought It Over Afterwards It Occurred To Her That She Ought To Have Wondered At This, But At The Time It All Seemed Quite Natural

By Which I Get My Wealth-- And Very Gladly Will I Drink Your Honour's Noble Health.

You May Charge Me With Murder--or Want Of Sense-- (we Are All Of Us Weak At Times): But The Slightest Approach To A False Pretence Was Never Among My Crimes!

...those Serpents! There's No Pleasing Them!

We Haven't Any And You're Too Young.