It's Innocence When It Charms Us, Ignorance

Men Never Know How Tired They Are Till Their Wives Sit Them Down For A Nice Long Talk.

Men Really Prefer Reasonably Attractive Women; They Go After The Sensational Ones To Impress Other Men.

Neurotics Would Like To Sleep All The Time, And To Be Awakened Only When There Is Good News.

What A Shame That Allowances Have To Stop With The Teens: Both Those That Are Paid To Us And Those That Are Made For Us.

My Religious Position: I Think That God Could Do A Lot Better, And I'm Willing To Give Him The Chance.