It's Incredibly Hard To Program A Network

I've Always Believed That Clothing Is A Great Way To Tell Your Story.

When I Was Growing Up, I Was Obviously Gay, And I Got Heckled Every Day Of My Life. The Only Way I Knew How To Survive Was To Make People Laugh. If I Could Make Them Laugh, I Wouldn't Get Hung In A Locker For Two Hours. That's A Blessing.

We Came, We Saw, We Bedazzled! You Know, And It's Hard To Be Serious And Thoughtful When You're Dressed Like A Skittle.

I Hoped I Could Make People Smile And Laugh And Have A Good Time.

Humour Ended Up Being A Really Useful Skill When It Came Time To Be An International Television Celebrity.