It's Important That You All Agree On

I Celebrate Everyone's Religious Holidays. If It's Good Enough For The Righteous, It's Good Enough For The Self-righteous, I Always Say.

I've Always Said That People Have Unrealistic Expectations.

Group Conformity Scares The Pants Off Me Because It's So Often A Prelude To Cruelty Towards Anyone Who Doesn't Want To - Or Can't - Join The Big Parade.

I Have A Ball - And It Keeps My Heart Rate Up. I Get To Wear Fabulous Clothes. I Get To Make People Laugh. That's My Core Business, And That's Where I'll Always Return.

My Whole Life Had Been Spent Waiting For An Epiphany, A Manifestation Of God's Presence, The Kind Of Transcendent, Magical Experience That Lets You See Your Place In The Big Picture. And That Is What I Had With My First [compost] Heap.