It's Human Nay-cha...for Me To Sperminay-cha.

I Love You. And I Want You, Too. But. However. Unfortunately...

Furious Flutter Awakened Hummingbird Heart Hello Hello Love

This Is My New Hobby. I Watch My Life Depart Minute By Minute. I Anticipate The End Of Everything And Anything -- A Conversation, A Class, Track Practice, Darkness -- Only To Be Left With More Clock-watching To Take Its Place. I'm Continually Waiting For Something Better That Never Comes. Maybe It Would Help If I Knew What I Wanted.

She Mailed Me A Merry Christmas-i'm-breaking-up-with-you Card. I'll Read It To You," He Said. He Cleared His Throat. "dear Marcus. Merry Christmas. I'm Breaking Up With You. Mia.

It's So Much Easier To Convince Yourself You're Madly In Love With Someone When You Know Nothing About Him.