It's Hard To Soar With The Eagles

One Night I Couldn't Sleep. It Was Like 2:00 In The Morning. I Was Thinking, 'what Can I Do?' I'm Watching Tv. I'm Like, 'let Me Do Something Else.' I'm Not Going To Fall Asleep For A Few Hours. What Are My Hobbies? There Was The Masturbation Option. I Skipped That Because Just Knowing My Kids Are Down The Hall I Felt Psychotic. So, I Went With Watching More Tv. I Couldn't Come Up With Anything. I Was Going, 'god, Read A Book.' Then I Was Like This, 'where Do I Keep The Books?' I've Got Nothing To Do But Watch Tv.

My Grandmother Used To Embarrass Me More, When She Would Pick Me Up From School Wearing A Big Fuzzy Hat. I Didn't Like That.

I've Always Had Lots Of Friends And My House Was The House They All Hung Out At.

When You're Shooting A Movie You Are Away From Home Most Of The Time. It's An Amazing Thing That We Get To Do What We Get To Do, But You Definitely Are Away From The Family More Than You'd Like To Be.

Chemistry Can Be A Good And Bad Thing. Chemistry Is Good When You Make Love With It. Chemistry Is Bad When You Make Crack With It.