It's Hard To Be Ambitious If You're

It's Almost Impossible To Make The Case That Bush Is A Conservative. That May Be Good; That May Be Bad.

But Michael Vick Killed Dogs, And He Did In A Heartless And Cruel Way. And I Think, Personally, He Should've Been Executed For That. He Wasn't, But The Idea That The President Of The United States Would Be Getting Behind Someone Who Murdered Dogs?

Christianity Isn't Dead. It Still Has The Capacity To Scare People. It Still Gives People The Creeps, Which Means There Is Still Some Power Behind The Religion, As Sort Of Watered Down As It Can Be.

Canada Has Little Pictures Of Us In Its Bedroom, Right? Canada Spends All Of Its Time Thinking About The United States, Obsessing Over The United States. It's Unrequited Love Between Canada And The United States.

Anybody With Any Ambition At All, Or Intelligence, Has Left Canada And Is Now Living In New York.