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I've Had Sex, So I'm Not Wearing White.

Can't Hardly Wait Was A Movie Everyone Wanted. I Wanted The Lead Girl Sooo Badly, I Think It Was Lauren Ambrose. I Wanted It So Badly, I Kept Auditioning. I Didn't Get It, But I Think Everyone That Auditioned - Because Everyone Went Out For It - Got Some Screen Time In It, Like Me.

I Don't Like Slugs And Tentacles And Calamari Or Anything. Actually, Tentacles Made Me Turn Into A Vegetarian In High School. I'm Not Anymore, But In High School, We Were Dissecting Squid.

God Knows, I Never Want To Hurt Someone's Feelings.

I Have Very Little Faith That I'll Ever Find Someone. I've Had Some Bad Luck And I've Made Some Bad Choices - Not In Men, But In How I've Chosen To Deal With Relationships.