It's Far More Impressive When Others Discover

Yes, Etiquette Is Hypocritical. Yes, It Does Inhibit Children - If You're Lucky. But The Idea That It's Elitist And Irrelevant Is Like Saying Language Is Elitist And Irrelevant.

A Young Lady Is A Female Child Who Has Just Done Something Dreadful.

She Only Maintains That It Is Possible, Under Some Circumstances, For A Lady To Murder Her Husband; But That A Woman Who Wears Ankle-strap Shoes And Smokes On The Street Corner, Though She May Be A Joy To All Who Know Her And Have Devoted Her Life To Charity, Could Never Qualify As A Lady.

When You're In Love, You Put Up With Things That, When You're Out Of Love You Cite.

Appearing To Pay Attention When Someone Is Speaking Is One Of The Cornerstones Of Real Social Interaction.