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A Woman Can Look Both Moral And Exciting... If She Also Looks As If It Was Quite A Struggle.

But Almost Any Place Is Baghdad If You Don't Know What Will Happen In It.

To Be Alive Is A Fine Thing. It Is The Finest Thing In The World, Though Hazardous. It Is A Unique Thing. It Happens Only Once In A Lifetime. To Be Alive, To Know Consciously That You Are Alive, And To Relish That Knowledge -- This Is A Kind Of Magic. Or It May Be A Kind Of Madness, Exhilarating But Harmless.

Take Texas The Way Texas Takes Bourbon. Straight. It Goes Down Easier.

Housework's The Hardest Work In The World. That's Why Men Won't Do It.