It's Amazing What You Can Get Used

The World, A Tired Performer, Offers Us Another Half-assed Season.

All Of A Sudden America Wasn't About Hamburgers And Hot Rods Anymore. It Was About The Mayflower And Plymouth Rock. It Was About Something That Had Happened For Two Minutes Four Hundred Years Ago, Instead Of Everything That Had Happened Since. Instead Of Everything That Was Happening Now!

Girls Forbidden To Dance Would Only Attract Husbands With Bad Complexions And Sunken Chests.

There Is A Small Window Of Opportunity For Freckled Girls To Tan.

Yes, You Need A Passport To Prove To The World That You Exist. The People At Passport Control, They Cannot Look At You And See You Are A Person. No! They Have To Look At A Little Photograph Of You. Then They Believe You Exist.