It's Amazing How We Can Make Ourselves

Don't Worry About How Pretty (the Story) Sounds, How Lilting It Is, And The Imagery, And The Metaphor, All That. Most Readers Don't Care. It's The People In Your Book That Matter.

At Least Be A Nice Lesbian Or You're Going To Give The Rest A Bad Rap.

I'd Crack Up Without My Music. It's The Best Company You Can Have, Really. It Don't Say 'no' Or 'maybe,' Or Ask No Questions.

I Also Discovered That You Can Get Used To A Man , Much Like You Do A Household Pet!

I'm Not Trying To Be A Middle Aged Centerfold, I Just Want To Look At Myself Naked And Not Be Disgusted.