It's A Tough World Out There, And

Postponing Happiness Until "all Your Ducks Are In Order" Means Never Because Life Is Not That Clean, Fair Or Predictable. It Isn't What Happens To You That Defines Your Life, It Is What You Do With It That Does.

Women Have To Be Controlled- We're Just Too Emotional.

I Spent Two Yours Of My Life Being Anorexic, But I Would Never Dream Of Throwing Up - My God!

The Commandment To Honor Parents Was Given To Ensure That The Elderly, Although They May Not Feel Wanted By Family Or Society, Are Still Given Their Appropriate Reward.

The Worst Thing Is The World Is A Defensive My-kid-can't-do-anything-wrong Parent.