It's A Funny Thing About Life; If

To Bear Failure With Courage Is The Best Proof Of Character That Anyone Can Give... You Will Find That People Forget The Failures Of Others Very Quickly.... My Last Piece Of Advice Is Not To Let Anyone See Your Mortification, But Whatever You Fancy People Are Saying About You To Go On With Your Ordinary Life As Though Nothing Unpleasant Had Happened To You.

I Don't Know Why It Is That The Religious Never Ascribe Common Sense To God.

Marriage Is A Very Good Thing, But I Think It's A Mistake To Make A Habit Out Of It.

If Only The Good Were A Little Less Heavy-footed

Only A Mediocre Person Is Always At His Best.