It's A Bore - B-o-r-e - When

Plain Women Know More About Men Than Beautiful Ones Do. But Beautiful Women Don't Need To Know About Men. It's The Men Who Have To Know About Beautiful Women.

I Don't Believe In Marriage. It's Bloody Impractical. 'to Love, Honor, And Obey.' If It Weren't, You Wouldn't Have To Sign A Contract.

I Thought, Can You Think Of Any Really Good Reason Not To Do It? Except That, Oh, I'm So Shy, Or Oh, My Private Life, Or Oh, Are They Going To Find Out How Boring I Am? You Know? And That Was The Only Reason Now, In A Sense, Not To Do Television. Because It Certainly Is A Method Of Expression, Which Has To Be Accepted As These Things Come Along.

I've Made Forty-three Pictures. Naturally I'm Adorable In All Of Them.

Love Fattens On Smooth Words.