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Whoever Said Progress Was A Positive Thing Has Never Been To Florida Or California.

Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right. No, But Three Will Get You Back On The Freeway!

Death Is A Greatly Overrated Experience. I Hated Mother's And I'm Not Looking Forward To My Own. Apart From The Sorrow There Are The Bills To Be Paid. Nobody Dies For Free.

I Think The Reason I Choose The Comic Approach So Often Is Because It's Harder, Therefore Affording Me The Opportunity To Show Off.

Art Is Moral Passion Married To Entertainment. Moral Passion Without Entertainment Is Propaganda, And Entertainment Without Moral Passion Is Television.