It Would Hurt My Feelings If I

Not Everybody Is Perfect, And I Don't Think We Should Be Looking For Perfect People.

They Understand What Their Market Is And Who They Should Be Selling Records To, And Most Importantly, They Know The Kind Of Artist That They Want To Be, But They Have To Do It Themselves. You Don't Want A 13-year-old Singing Some Awful Song From A Musical.

I Like Spaghetti Bolognese, I Like Baked Beans On Toast. I Hate French Food. I Hate Fancy Food.

If Your Lifeguard Duties Were As Good As Your Singing, A Lot Of People Would Be Drowning.

I've Never Bought A Dylan Record. A Singing Poet? It Just Bores Me To Tears. I've Got To Tell You, If I Had 10 Dylans In The Final Of 'american Idol,' We Would Not Be Getting 30 Million Viewers A Week. I Don't Believe The Bob Dylans Of This World Would Make 'american Idol 'a Better Show.