It Would Hurt My Feelings If I

I Still Put Punctuation In My Texts. If It's An 'i', I Make Sure It's A Capital.

I'd Say The Most Dangerous Thing I've Ever Done Is Probably Bungee Jumping In Thailand...

If You've Got A Big Mouth And You're Controversial, You're Going To Get Attention.

If Your Lifeguard Duties Were As Good As Your Singing, A Lot Of People Would Be Drowning.

The Best Way To Kill Someone Is From The Inside, By Crushing Their Hopes And Dreams.