It Would Hurt My Feelings If I

I'm Obsessed With Cleanliness For Myself, So I Will Take A Bath Three Times A Day, Sometimes A Steam Twice A Day In Addition To That.

Rules Equal Boredom, And I Don't Like That.

What I Would Argue In My Defence Is That Shows Like Britain's Got Talent And The X Factor Have Actually Got People More Interested In Music Again And Are Sending More People Into Record Stores.

I Don't Mind Being Cast As Some Kind Of A Pantomime Baddie, But I Am Very Fair In Business. I Always Have Been. I Pride Myself On Being Fair.

What Luxury Would I Take To A Desert Island? A Mirror. It's True. I'd Miss Me.