It Wasn't Often You Ran Into Bondage/elvis/whorehouse-themed

I Love Him," I Said, But Even To My Own Ears I Didn't Sound Happy About It.

I Don't Write The Kind Of 'happily Ever After' That Romance Readers Enjoy.

Most Humans Were On One Big Island, To The Fairies, And That Island Was Adrift On A Sea Called I Totally Don’t Care.

And Since I’m Going To Be In The Neighborhood, You Thought I Might Do As An Escort? To An Orgy?

Oklahoma Is Very Beautiful, And Eric Loves Beauty, But He Already Has That In You.