It Wasn't Liza Minnelli. It Was The

I Knew I Couldn't Solve It. Because I Couldn't Figure Out What Made Her Drink When Things Were Going Well.

She Bit My Bodyguard. She Bit Him In The Stomach.

She Just Kept Hitting Me In The Head With Her Fists, Over, And Over And Over.

I'm Into Women. I've Always Loved Women.

If You're A Man, You Don't Have To Worry About Your Manliness.