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Wild Men Are So Enormously Attractive.

I'm Too Nervous To Eat Before I Go Onstage, And I'll Usually Eat Out After The Performance Or When I Get Home At Midnight.

An Overweight Guy Went To The Doctor Who Advised Him To Try A Keep Fit Dvd. But The Guy Said He Couldn't Be Bothered. “well” Suggested The Doctor, “try Something That Leaves You A Little Short Of Breath.” So The Buy Took Up Smoking.

Managers Of Hospitals, Over The Years Have Been Increasingly Recruited From Outside The Health Service And Although Their Experience Of Running A Supermarket Chain Might Allow Them To Balance The Books, It Does Not Mean They Have Any Insight Into How A Ward Should Be Managed And Patients Best Served.

You Know It's Time For A New Year's Resolution To Lose Weight When You Step On A Talking Scale And It Says, "one At A Time, Please.