It Was Too Much Tequila, Or Not

Humor Has Bailed Me Out Of More Tight Situations Than I Can Think Of. If You Go With Your Instincts And Keep Your Humor, Creativity Follows. With Luck, Success Comes, Too.

Give Me Oysters And Beer, For Dinner Every Day Of The Year, And I'll Be Fine.

Sail The Main Course In A Simple Sturdy Craft. Keep Her Well Stocked With Short Stories And Long Laughs. Go Fast Enough To Get There But Slow Enough To See. Moderation Seems To Be The Key.

Quitting Doesn't Enter My Mind.

Gluttony, Do Not Eat Thy Neighbor's Wife's Popcorn.