It Was Too Much Tequila, Or Not

They Send You Off To College, Try To Gain A Little Knowledge, But All You Want To Do Is Learn How To Score.

Pickup's Washed And You Just Got Paid, With Any Luck At All You Might Even Get Laid.

I Always Said That I Wouldn't Use A Teleprompter, And If I Start To Sing Real Flat, I'll Hang It Up.

The Wino And I Know The Pain Of Back Bustin'.

Be Good, And You Will Be Lonesome, Be Lonesome And You Will Be Free. Live A Lie And You Will Live To Regret It, That's What Living Is To Me.