It Was The Best Of Times, It

Keep Out Of Chancery. It's Being Ground To Bits In A Slow Mill; It's Being Roasted At A Slow Fire; It's Being Stung To Death By Single Bees; It's Being Drowned By Drops; It's Going Mad By Grains.

Reflect Upon Your Present Blessings

Credit Is A System Whereby A Person Who Can Not Pay Gets Another Person Who Can Not Pay To Guarantee That He Can Pay.

Dumb As A Drum Vith A Hole In It, Sir.

If A Pig Could Give His Mind To Anything, He Would Not Be A Pig.