It Was Like I Had A Baby

I'm A Terrible Dancer. Terrible. Just The Pits. And I Had To Do These Cheerleading Things And It Was Just Cringe-worthy. I Mean, I'm So Bad, So That Was Painful.

I Used To Wear A Lot Of Red Lipstick, And When I Got A Pimple, I'd Cover It Up With Eyeliner To Turn It Into A Beauty Mark.

I Have No Fears When It Comes To My Hair Or Clothes.

I Played Teen Roles Until High Definition Came Out.

I Go From Being Hugely Hopeful And Entertaining To... Really Not. I'm Not Manic Depressive, But I Can Really Go To The Darker Side.