It Was During A Cosmetic Procedure That

I'm A Performer. I've Just Been One Since I Was A Little Girl. I Used To Pretend All The Time.

My Mother Was The Most Beautiful Woman I Have Ever Seen. There Are Moments When I Remember Her Beauty, Unadorned, Unposed, Not In Some Artificial Place Like A Set Or A Photo Call But Rather Captured Outdoors In Nature, Where She Took My Breath Away. When Those Moments Surface, I Miss Her The Most.

I Respect So Much The Work That So Many Women Do, But That's Just Not What I Do. I Have A Job Where I Advertise Yogurt That Makes You Poop, And People Love It And Tell Me About Their Bowel Movements, Every Day.

I Think My Capacity To Change Has Given Me Tremendous Happiness, Because Who I Am Today I Am Completely Content To Be.

[comedian Jerry Seinfeld Was Nominated For A Grammy For His Spoken-word Children's Album] Halloween... Don't Give Up On Me.