It Was Better To Be In Chains

Jesus Tapped Me On The Shoulder And Said, Bob, Why Are You Resisting Me? I Said, I'm Not Resisting You! He Said, You Gonna Follow Me? I Said, I've Never Thought About That Before! He Said, When You're Not Following Me, You're Resisting Me.

Take Me On A Trip Upon Your Magic Swirling Ship.

I Feel Like Falling In Love With The First Woman I Meet, Putting Her In A Wheel-barrow And Wheeling Her Down The Street.

My Songs Always Sound A Lot Better In Person Than They Do On The Record.

I Didn't Come Out Of A Cereal Box.