It Warms The Cockles Of My Heart.

When I Was In High School, I Liked To Pretend That I Was A Russian Foreign Exchange Student. I Would Do Things Like Go Into A Pizza Restaurant And Tell Them Id Never Had Pizza Before, And Theyd Bring Me Into The Kitchen And Show Me How To Make An American Pizza. Its Really Fun.

Helping Others Pulls Us Out Of Our Own Problems. And So Does Dressing Up Like Frogs And Playing Leap Frog In A Starbucks. Who Would've Known.

When I Try To Use Incantations At Work I Often Find They Have No Effect And My Coworkers Just Laugh At Me.

I Love Kale. I Bake It. I Sauté It. I Juice It. I Massage It. I Want Other People To Join The Cult-of- Kale.

If I Write A Book It Will Probably Be A Book About How Not To Use The Internet Or A Book Of Poetry.