It Took Me Fifteen Years To Discover

In A House Where There Are Small Children The Bathroom Soon Takes On The Appearance Of The Old Curiosity Shop.

I Have Been Told By Hospital Authorities That More Copies Of My Works Are Left Behind By Departing Patients Than Those Of Any Other Author.

The English Language May Hold A More Disagreeable Combination Of Words Than "the Doctor Will See You Now." I Am Willing To Concede Something To The Phrase "have You Anything To Say Before The Current Is Turned On?" That May Be Worse For The Moment, But It Doesn't Last So Long. For Continued, Unmitigating Depression, I Know Nothing To Equal "the Doctor Will See You Now." But I'm Not Narrow-minded About It. I'm Willing To Consider Other Possibilities.

I Once Heard Of A Murderer Who Propped His Two Victims Up Against A Chess Board In Sporting Attitudes And Was Able To Get As Far As Seattle Before His Crime Was Discovered.

Central Park Is The Grandiose Symbol Of The Front Yard Each Child In New York Hasn't Got.