It Takes Two To Make An Accident.

Actually That’s My Secret — I Can’t Even Talk About You To Anybody Because I Don’t Want Any More People To Know How Wonderful You Are.

Life Cracked Like Ice!

The Men--the Undergraduates Of Yale And Princeton Are Cleaner, Healthier, Better-looking, Better Dressed, Wealthier And More Attractive Than Any Undergraduate Body In The Country.

When The Lightning Strikes One Of Us, It Strikes Both

If All Your Clothes Are Worn To The Same State, It Means You Go Out Too Much.