It Takes A Unique Woman To See

When I Went To University, I Was A Philosophy Major, But Because I'm Not Very Bright I Chose To Study Philosophy At A Performing Arts School, Maybe Because The Philosophy Program There Wasn't Too Rigorous Or Challenging.

Because I've Been That Drunk Person In The Club So Many Thousands Of Times, When I'm In An Environment Where People Are Drunk Or On Drugs, I Certainly Don't Judge Them. Because It's Almost A Given That For Much Of My Life I've Been Way More Messed Up Than Them.

These New Metal Bands Are Going Out, Getting Drunk And Going To Strip Clubs, And They'll Be Doing The Same In Thirty Years. There Isn't Even An Interesting Self-destructive Quality To It . . . It's Just Dumb.

I'd Much Rather Go To A Banksy Art Show Than A Moby Art Show. My Art Is Painfully Naive.

God Has Taken His Chosen People, The Problem Being You Are The Only Non-chosen Person.