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That’s What I Like About Sports. No Matter If Everyone Playing The Game Speaks Completely Different Languages, On The Field, Or The Court, Wherever They Are Playing, The Language Of Moves And Passes And Scores Is All The Same. Universal.

Teenage Boys Cannot Be Trusted. Their Intentions Are Not Pure.

Wherever I Went, I Was On The Wrong End Of The Stampede.

Perhaps It's Not That I'm Frigid-- It's That Once I Decide I Like A Guy, I Turn Into A Raging Idiot, Unfit For Public Appearances.

I Can Be A Badass Dj When I Want, But I Am Also An Insufferable Music Snob.