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I Never Had A Business Plan. I Did, Actually - I'm Lying. My Business Plan Was To Get Lucky, And I Did; That Was Great. And Then My Second Business Plan Was To Get Lucky Again, And There, I Faltered.

If You Look Up The Definition Of News In The Dictionary, It Isn't What You Watch On Tv.

You Just Don't Understand Humility Until You Have Children And Get Divorced.

If You Play Mark Twain And He's Not Funny, You Are Definitely Not Playing Mark Twain. That Was The Biggest Challenge, In Some Ways. Writing And Performing Jokes That Can Come Out Of That Brilliant Delivery System He Constructed: The Friendly, Avuncular Truth-teller.

Most Films Made About The Future Acquiesce Toward Death, And I Don't Want To Be Told How To Define My Future.