It Seems To Me That There Will

What Are You Reading For?

I Was Over In Australia During Easter, Which Was Really Interesting. You Know, They Celebrate Easter The Exact Same Way We Do, Commemorating The Death And Resurrection Of Jesus By Telling Our Children That A Giant Bunny Rabbit Left Chocolate Eggs In The Night. Now I Wonder Why We're F-ked Up As A Race. I've Read The Bible. I Can't Find The Word "bunny" Or "chocolate" Anywhere In The F-king Book.

Mummy, I Woke Today And There Was A Lincoln Log In Me Sock Drawer! ... That's The Story Of Jesus.

I Can't Watch Tv Longer Than Five Minutes Without Praying For Nuclear Holocaust.

A Christian Will Say... "i Believe God Created Me In One Day" Yeah, Looks Liked He Rushed It.