It Seems Like The More I Punish

Stroll Into Work At 10. Lunch From 12 Till Three. Leave Work At Five. That's Living!

I'm Not This Callous Clown Walking Around Laughing At Life All The Time. I've Had Some Serious, Serious Problems In My Life. But I've Come Out With A Smile.

People Think I Hate The Royal Family, But That's Not True.

The Only Good Political Movement I've Seen Lately Was Occupy Wall Street. They Had No Leaders, Which Was Genius. But Unfortunately It Always Ends Up With Some Hippy Playing A Flute.

I Never Thought Of Green Day As A Punk Band. Just Bubblegum, Really.