It Seems Like Every Time I Agree

If You Can't Eat It, Drink It, Smoke It, Or Snort It... Then F*ck It!

I'm Probably Slightly More Famous Than I've Been Comfortable With. Famous Enough To Have My Phone Calls Returned Is About As Famous As I Want To Be.

If You, As A Parent, Raise Your Children Well, They Won't Need You Anymore. If You Did It Properly, They Go Away.

Nice' In A Bodyguard Is About As Useful As The Ability To Regurgitate Whole Lobsters.

You Know, It's Weird Being Interviewed! Because The Weird Thing About Being Interviewed Is You Get Asked These Questions That You've Never Thought About, And You Find Out What You Think As You Answer.