It Seemed That I Performed Better Sober

I Think Comedy Comes More From A Low Sense Of Self-esteem, And I Certainly Have That.

Late Night Is No Different Than Making A Film, Really, Except That It's Faster, And If You Do A Crap One, You Can Do A Better One Tomorrow. Writing A Novel And Doing Stand-up - That Stuff Is Very Similar.

I've Got Mixed Feelings About Poetry Cause Done Well Poetry Is Fantastic. But Not Many People Are Capable Of Doing It Well. I Think You Should Have Some Kind Of License To Perform Poetry. A Poetic License Perhaps.

In Washington, The U.s. House Passed A Bill Unanimously. Every Single Member Of Both Parties Voted For It. What Was It? To Deny Social Security Benefits To Nazis. So From Now On, No Ss For The Ss.

Sometimes They Would Just Pay Me To Stay Home And Not Do Anything Else, Which Sounds Fantastic But Doesn't Do Much For Your Ego. Its Probably A Little Like Getting Alimony - The Money Is Nice But Has A Nasty Aftertaste.