It’s, Like, A Safety Bomb.” -iggy

Good Memories Are Like Charms...each Is Special. You Collect Them, One By One, Until One Day You Look Back And Discover They Make A Long, Colorful Bracelet.

Walking Over To Iggy, He Poked Him With His Shoe. "does Anysing On You Vork Properly?" Iggy Rubbed His Forehead With One Hand. "well, I Have A Highly Developed Sense Of Irony.

I Offered To Pee On Him, But They Said No

We Probably Looked Like Starving Orphan Children. Hey! We Were Starving Orphan Children.

You See, One Of The Best Things About Reading Is That You'll Always Have Something To Think About When You're Not Reading.