It’s Every Band’s Right, You Shouldn’t Have

As I Get Older... I Start To Realize That Life Ain't Half Bad. Each Year, I'm Amazed That I'm Still Alive. I Don't Take Any Of This For Granted, I'm A Lucky Dude.

Nothing's Going To Keep Me From Making Music. If I Were In The Want-ads In The Back Of The Paper Or Playing To Six People At A Coffee Shop, I'd Still Love To Make Music.

You Know Why Foo Fighters Have Been A Band For 20 Years? Because I've Never Really Told Anybody What I Think Of Them. The Last Thing You Ever Want To Do Is Go To Therapy With Your Band.

Whenever I Say I Made A Record In The Garage, People Just Assume That I Have, Like, A Lear Jet Parked In There Or Something. But Really There's Old Luggage, A Couple Of Bikes. It's Big Enough To Put One Minivan In. That's It. No Dartboard. I'm So Not Macho.

To Women, Drummers Seem Like These Adorable, Sexy Neanderthals, And Lead Singers Seem Mysterious And Dangerous. So While The Lead Singers All Want To Be David Bowie, Floating Into Parties And Being The Center Of Attention, It's The Drummers Who Are In The Corner Doing Keg Stands And Breaking Tables. Usually It's The Drummers Who Get The Fun-loving Ladies And The Singers Who Get The Nutcases.