It’s A Fun Playtime. Please, Don’t Kill

They Should Let Some People Into The Library By Prescription Only

At The Last Minute, I Couldn't Wear The Hitler Mustache Because Tiger Stripe Ate It; And Then I Didn't Want To Take My Kitty And Risk His Coughing Up Some Big Nazi Hairball On Someone's Front Stoop.

Because I Can't Hit Bottom, I Can't Be Saved.

I Try To Tell A Story The Way Someone Would Tell You A Story In A Bar, With The Same Kind Of Timing And Pacing.

We'll Be Remembered More For What We Destroy Than What We Create.