It Made Him Proud That 29 Months

¨ Oh, I´m Not Complaining. I Know There´s A War On. I Know A Lot Of People Are Going To Have To Suffer For Us To Win It. But Why Must I Be One Of Them?¨

I've Come To Look Upon Death The Same Way I Look Upon Root-canal Work. Everyone Else Seems To Get Through It All Right, So It Couldn't Be Too Difficult For Me.

So Many Things Were Testing His Faith. There Was The Bible, Of Course, But The Bible Was A Book, And So Were Bleak House, Treasure Island, Ethan Frome And The Last Of The Mohicans. Did It Then Seem Probable, As He Had Once Overheard Dunbar Ask, That The Answers To Riddles Of Creation Would Be Supplied By People Too Ignorant To Understand The Mechanics Of Rainfall? Had Almighty God, In All His Infinite Wisdom, Really Been Afraid That Men Six Thousand Years Ago Would Succeed In Building A Tower To Heaven?

Erogenous Zones Are Either Everywhere Or Nowhere.

History Did Not Demand Yossarian's Premature Demise, Justice Could Be Satisfied Without It, Progress Did Not Hinge Upon It, Victory Did Not Depend On It. That Men Would Die Was A Matter Of Necessity; Which Men Would Die, Though, Was A Matter Of Circumstance, And Yossarian Was Willing To Be The Victim Of Anything But Circumstance. But That Was War. Just About All He Could Find In Its Favor Was That It Paid Well And Liberated Children From The Pernicious Influence Of Their Parents.