It Is The Public Scandal That Offends;

Esteem Must Be Founded On Preference: To Hold Everyone In High Esteem Is To Esteem Nothing.

And With His Arms Crossed He Looks Pityingly Down From His Spiritual Height On Everything That Anyone Says.

Hypocrisy Is A Fashionable Vice, And All Fashionable Vices Pass For Virtue.

At Least It's Better To Be Married Than To Be Dead.

The True Touchstone Of Wit Is The Impromptu.